| A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines |
| I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream... |
| Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. |
| Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good |
| Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?! |
| Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? |
| Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. |
| When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. |
| American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. |
| Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. |
